CYOB 3

Hello faithful readers.  Today I’ve got something a little different for you.  I’ve recently acquired a shiny new blog friend, the very lovely and very talented Nancy Pearl Wannabe, and she has the absolute coolest little idea for blogging recognition ever.  Remember those “choose your own adventure” books when you were a kid?  The ones where you’d come to a dilemma, and turn to a specific page later on corresponding to a choice that you made to determine the outcome of your story?  Welcome to “Choose your own Blogventure”, a 21st century take on the idea.  I am humbled and honored to be taking part in it this time, and I’d like you all to participate.

Before you read any further, please click on over to NPW’s blog to begin the story.  From there, you’ll be given a choice of links depending on how you wish the story to play out.  Chose wisely!  There are a great many wonderful bloggers involved, and the story can take some interesting twists.

Hope to see you back here in a bit!  Have fun!

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“All right, fine.” said Annelise.  “But you’ve got some explaining to do.  I overheard you talking to Professor Kildare, and you’ve been missing for two days!  Where have you been?  What have you been doing?  You’re covered in blood, and don’t tell me about zombies!”

“I’m disappointed that you heard my conversations, but not surprised,” said Annelise’s father.  “I knew you’d probably be curious, and I know you and how resourceful you are.  That’s why I hid those papers in there; to throw you off.  Things haven’t exactly worked out how I’d planned.”  He looked around with panicked urgency, as if something could be coming for him at any minute.  “The important thing now is for you to trust me, and to stay where you are.  I have to take care of a few things.”

“No!” said Annelise.  “That’s not an explanation, and…”

“I’m sorry hun!  I just… I just need you to stay here for now.  I’ll make it ok, you’ll see.  Just trust me, ok?

Annelise’s father turned suddenly and left the room.  She could hear him on the stairs, muttering to himself.  She stifled the urge to simply follow, noting that she hadn’t specifically agreed to stay.  Still, she trusted him and obeyed.  He’d always been impulsive and a bit of a joker, but she’d never really seen him quite so agitated.  She resigned herself to her own curiosity again, and decided to examine the chest a bit more thoroughly.  Hiding silly writing inside may have been his way of distracting her from something.  She had to know.

She stared at the chest.  It still had that pulse… that attraction.  There is more to this, she thought.  Whatever was in here; talisman or whatever, isn’t entirely gone.  There were some intricate writings on the side.  Nothing she could read, but interesting in the fact that they were somehow not a part of the chest, and yet they were.  Not carved into it, but added later?  Gingerly at first, she touched them.  Pushed on them a little… nothing happened.  That sense of foreboding was back, but it was mixed with excitement and vague understanding, tinged with fear and a certain rush.  Suddenly, somehow, she got it.

There wasn’t just one compartment, she thought.  It made sense.  The chest was much larger than the area that held her father’s little joke.  The answer is inside here, and I know how to

Suddenly there was a huge crash from downstairs.  Annelise jumped, startled.  “Stay back!  Stay BACK!  Noooo!” shouted the voice of her father.  “Annelise!  I can’t… stop!  They have… bring the… hurry!”  His voice was strained, and she couldn’t make everything out.  Quickly, she headed for the door in a panic, thoughts racing through her mind.  “I’ll get the gun!” she screamed, intent on running down as fast as possible, but she paused.

The chest… There’s more, and I know…  Trace the letters on the side.  That’s the second key!  But he’s in trouble now!  There isn’t much time

If you think Annelise should get the gun and go downstairs, click here.

If you think Annelise should trace the letters on the chest, click here.

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Reality Television is the Tool of the Devil

I haven’t written in a while, so I thought I’d put down a few words today.  Truth is, nothing interesting is going on with me at the moment, and everything is basically a resounding “meh.”  In the interest of keeping my blog going though, I thought that I’d just muse on a few goings on about my world of late, until something blog worthy comes along.

First and foremost: I hate repeating myself.  Nonetheless, I must reiterate my desire for Jon and Kate to GO AWAY forever and NEVER be heard from again.  Not only did their pathetic lives continue to exist in my daily news, they’ve actually increased coverage.  Nobody gives a shit about your marital problems, your show, or anything to do with you whatsoever.  Stop it already.  Your 15 minutes have long been up.  It’s time.

I’m glad that Balloon Boy’s parents are going up the creek for their idiotic sham.  I’m not saying this to brag, but I called it almost the moment I saw the coverage on CNN at work.  “The kid is not even in the damn thing,” I said to the lunchroom.  “I bet he’s hiding somewhere at home and his parents know exactly where he is.”  I was right.  As it turns out, the balloon wasn’t even physically capable of holding the brat, and I think it’s funny that it was the kid himself that outed his dumb-ass dad on national television.  I hope they throw the book at them so that justice is served and I can continue laughing.  Oh, and by the way Balloon Dad, reality television is the tool of the Devil.  Just so you know.

I’ve been using these teeth-whitening trays on the advice of an e-friend.  I’ve been trying to perfect my smile at work, but I realized one day that my teeth aren’t exactly as white and delight-some as everyone else’s.  I desperately need help, and the tray things were the best recommendation I received.  I promptly went out and bought some, and after reading the directions carefully, tried them at home.  The box promised that there would be “visible results” after only three days.  I must say, after 5 days of using them, my gums are a bit paler and uncomfortably more sensitive, but my teeth aren’t any whiter at all.  Not quite the visible results I was hoping for.

On a geekier note, last Friday I attended the symphony.  No, it wasn’t Schubert or Mozart, it was Star Wars in Concert!  Yay!  You know, turning 5 on the very day that Star Wars came out, I always had an appreciation for it.  Call me a fan.  It was one of the best birthday presents I’ve ever received, so naturally I’ve always loved Star Wars in a personal way.  Being a musician as well, and a string major to boot, I’m also intimately knowledgeable about the symphony, so the combination was perfect!  My 501st membership granted me behind the scenes access, and I trooped the event with my fellow geeks as a spotter and photographer.  The real treat was watching the music that I’ve grown up with be performed live though, and I’m happy I got the opportunity to experience it.  For a little while at least, I was a kid again.

That’s enough for now.  I’ll write again soon.  Be good and remember to show love to your favorite blogs.

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The Bad Driving Culture

I’ve made two serious errors in driving judgment in the last week or so, and it’s bothering me.  Normally, I’m a pretty decent driver.  I’m probably not the best driver in the world, but I’m humbly willing to bet I’m the best driver in Utah.  I don’t say this to brag at all.  Utah is the number one state for bad driving, hands-down.  Nowhere else in this entire country is there a collection of drivers so insanely bad as right here.

The other day I pulled out in front of someone as I crossed lanes to make a left turn.  I get extremely agitated when people do this to me, and yet here I am doing it to someone else.  It was an honest mistake though, but that doesn’t excuse it.  I got thoroughly honked at by the offended cars, and I felt really bad for several minutes afterward.  I was an idiot and I didn’t pay proper attention, and I admit it.

Just last night I was waiting at a red light, and when it turned green, I promptly turned left.  Sounds fine up to this point, but the fact that there was no green arrow caused the oncoming traffic from the other direction to give me my second thorough honking within a week.  I don’t know what I was thinking at the time, but it apparently wasn’t to check if there was an arrow.  I basically crossed oncoming traffic.  How stupid and dangerous a moment of distraction can be.

My only saving grace in all of this is my Utah state license plate.  People will see the plates and simply say to themselves, “that figures.”  I’m sure people instantly peg me as just another bad Utah driver.  It’s embarrassing to have to use that as my defense, but I do what I have to do.  At least my mistakes were honest mistakes and I own up to them.  Typical Utah drivers simply ignore traffic rules altogether for no other reason except inconvenience.  Blatantly running red lights, excessive speeding, puling out in front of traffic, and just general weaving all over the road, not to mention driving while texting (now illegal in Utah, and you WILL get pulled over) are such common occurrences here that I guess I’ve simply grown oblivious to them to the point where I’m beginning to assimilate into the local culture.  The bad driving culture.

These are mistakes that I would NEVER have made before.  How sad and pathetic.

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No One Wants to Get Eaten by a Saber-Tooth Tiger Whilst Stumbling About in the Dark

Picture a zombie from any zombie movie you’ve ever seen.  A slow, lumbering creature moaning pitifully, arms stretched outward for balance, glazed-over expression on their face.  They say zombies are like this because they are dead, but I have a different theory.  I think they are like this because they have to get up at 5:30AM for work.

That’s me in the mornings.  Doesn’t matter what time I went to bed the night before, or how much sleep I got.  I could have been asleep for days, but I’d still be a zombie if my awakening were to occur any time before noon.  I’ve always been that way, and I don’t know that it will ever change.  Very simply, it’s who I am.

People that are bright and cheery in the early mornings annoy me, and I’m both envious and put off at the same time.  I don’t know how anyone could possibly find anything to be cheerful about with only a handful of brain cells activated.  Perhaps they’re chemically altered with coffee or soda pop.  Those things simply don’t work for me.   Certainly, cheerfulness cannot be a normal state in the early morn.  It is inhuman.  Inhuman I say!

I recently agreed to take the morning shift at work.  I’m fine with it, actually, because the carrot was getting my weekends off.  That’s a nice thing; it makes me feel normal, in a way.  In order to achieve this morning shift however, I must somehow coax my warm, comfortable, and perfectly happy self out of bed at the ungodly hour of 5:30AM.  This is because I am a shower-taker and a breakfast-eater.  I could probably gain another half-hour or so of blissful sleep otherwise, but my body is conditioned to food at the onset of my day, and a shower is the only thing capable of semi-waking me up.  Because of the shower-taking and breakfast-eating, I lose roughly 15-20 minutes of beloved sleep.  I also must spend an additional 10-15 minutes wandering about it a dazed stupor.  These things are necessary to achieve the proper amount of wakefulness needed to drive to work and begin my day.

It’s not 100% peachy though, even then.  My job consists of sitting in my office and answering phones, which is conducive to lots of head-nodding and eye-rubbing.  Don’t misunderstand:  I like my job and I’m ever grateful for the opportunity, I simply have a hard time adjusting to life before noon.

As the wise and noble Garfield (the cat) once said:  “Mornings would be great if they came later in the day.”  I’m a firm subscriber to this way of thinking.  It’s unnatural to be awake before the sun comes up.  For primitive man, it could have meant life or death.  No one wants to get eaten by a saber-tooth tiger whilst stumbling about in the dark, especially before morning coffee.  Take a lesson from our ancestors, and remember that more sleep is always a good thing.  Oh, and if you see an unkempt creature with wrinkled clothing, messy hair, purple eye bags and a pale complexion, lumbering along with a blank expression of abject misery, it’s either Amy Winehouse, or just me, on my way to start my day.

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