I was so excited for tonight.  Seriously excited.  Why?  Because two of my favorite bands were coming to SLC, and I’d finally get to see them live.  What’s more, I wouldn’t even have to pay.

A local radio station, 97.5 the Blaze, along with about a zillion other partners, sponsored a concert series in the month of August where they brought in a few national-act rock bands for free concerts.  The show took place in the Gallivan Center, which is a plaza smack in the middle of downtown Salt Lake City.  This plaza is a cool place, with lots of shady trees and meeting areas, along with a big pond that freezes in the winter time for ice skating.  In the summer though, it’s a great place for beer drinking and concerts.

My excitement was almost bubbling over.  Headlining the show would be a band called Shinedown.  They’ve been around for a while, and left quite a few hit songs in their wake.  They’re a good solid, hard rocking band.  Opening for Shinedown were Red, and a  just-signed band called Jet Black Stare.  Personally, the band I was most looking forward to was Red.  I’ve been a huge Red fan since they hit it big, and I love their songs.  To see them up close and for free would be spectacular.  I’m also a pretty big Shinedown fan, so I was looking forward to them too.  Never heard of Jet Black Stare before, but I’m always looking for good music and new talent, so throw them in too!  The more the merrier.

Things started out well.  I took TRAX up and got there way super early, so I could scope the place out and find myself a good standing location.  There were a few people there already; die-hard rockers and the like.  I settled onto a bench in the shade and listened to the mic checks and setup.  Things were looking up at that point, although it was all downhill from there.

I got myself right up front, right by the stage.  If you’re gonna do it, you gotta do it right.  It concerned me a little bit that the speakers were right at ground level, and very close to the stage, but I’d hoped it wouldn’t be an issue.  After all, I’d heard the sound checks and everything seemed fine.  I was wrong about that one big time.

There’s been a disturbing trend lately in concerts I’ve attended.  I’m sure it’s not limited to just the ones I go to either.  That trend is for the venue or audio techs for bands to say "hell with it!" and grab every single knob on every single piece of equipment and twist it as high as it will go.  This has the effect of boomy bass, distorted highs and mids, and completely washed-out vocals.  In short, it makes everything sound like crap.  Every single gain on every single amp must have been cranked past eleven tonight, basically reducing what should have been a hard-rocking concert into a cacophonous mess of mush and ear-splitting distortion.

Jet Black Stare was probably a good band.  It seemed like they had a good beat, but it was hard to tell over the whine of feedback and static-filled vocals.  By the time they were finished my ears has already started ringing.  I’d hoped it was just inexperienced techies running the boards for an inexperienced band, but no such luck.

Red came on next.  They were even louder and more distortion-filled than JBS, and my hopes of finally getting to see my latest favorite band evaporated into pure noise.  I couldn’t understand a word the singer was singing, couldn’t discern the different guitars from one another, and didn’t hear any of the subtle details of the music that I know had to be there.  It was a loud, ringing mess.  I even left my cherry spot at the front for a walk around the back part of the plaza, thinking I was just too close.  Nope.  Everything was just as muddy everywhere else.  It was absolutely horrifying.

The song directly above is amazing, and one of my very favorites.  Throughout, and at the end especially, there’s a very lovely string part that really makes the song.  I know they had this string part at the concert tonight, set as a drum trigger, because I heard them using it in sound check.  During the song in concert however, I couldn’t make it out at all.  Everything else was so overdriven, it completely drowned out the strings.  Now tell me, what kind of band screws up their own song?

At the end of Red’s set, I started to feel very uncomfortable.  My ears were ringing loudly and the sounds around me all sounded tinny and distant, like a bad phone connection.  Good, clean, quality sound does not have this effect, no matter how loud it is.  Only massive distortions and improper amplification and gain levels do this.  It was bad.  I remember when I was up in the front actually hearing the speakers pop.  These are concert quality venue speakers, capable of outputting hundreds of watts, and they were being so overdriven that they were popping!  It was absolutely insane. 

So what about Shinedown, you ask?  Well, I wish I could tell you, but I left before they even came on.  My ears literally hurt, and I didn’t want my impression of one of my favorite bands to be tainted by bad sound management.  I prefer to listen to the CD, and rock out to my band when I can understand and appreciate them.  It’s a sad day when I actually leave a free concert with one of my favorite bands before I even get to hear them perform.  It’s hard to believe.

I’m sitting here now, at home in front of my computer, and my ears are still ringing.  I feel like I’m under water.  It was a bad night at the Gallivan Center for sure.

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Found a cool thing on my blog friend Jessibella’s site today.  Basically, it takes your blog or something you’ve typed and converts it into a sort of word cloud, with prominence to words that appear more often in your text.  I thought it was cool, so I gave it a whirl.

Right at the beginning, I notice the words "unemployment" and "job" rearing their ugly heads.  This could be a sign.  I also see "hair", which indicates a possible fixation. 

I’m not sure how accurate this is, but it’s kinda fun.  Test it out on your own blog, and post the results!

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My friend ondiv posted this image on a message board to which we both belong.  It made me chuckle, but I thought I could add to it a little, so I made it my own.

Enjoy.

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I’m still jobless.  I know that it’s been forever and ever since I had a "real" job, but this whole year has zipped by so fast that it’s hard to conceive of the fact that it’s August already, and I’ve been unemployed for over seven months now.  That’s the longest time I’ve gone without a job since I was eighteen years old.  Half a lifetime ago.

I’m still plugging along though.  I’m not in dire straights or anything, but money is tighter than I’m used to.  This is likely the reason for my lapse in judgement and common sense in filing for unemployment insurance.

You know those little terriers that perform in fairs and sideshows?  Little circus dogs that jump through hoops like little yapping fools for the entertainment of others?  That’s exactly what filing for unemployment is like.  It’s a humiliating experience so chock-full of red tape and bureaucracy that it makes your head spin like Linda Blair at a baptism.  You’d think that in this day and age, filling out some government forms would be as simple as logging onto some dot-gov  web site and typing in some info.  Well, they make you think it’s that simple, but not long after typing the equivalent text of War and Peace into Utah’s wonderful web site, professing secrets and useless information about myself to government employees, the response of the state is to send you more forms in the mail.  These forms contain the exact same questions that were answered online, only in convenient annoying manual form, destined to be lost somewhere in the back of a mail truck on their way to not being read by anybody.

Then there’s the tease.  According to some random formula, possibly involving horses stomping out numbers, Utah came up with the amount of $430 per week that I would receive, should I qualify of course, of unemployment insurance.  That’s a little exciting.  After all, that’s roughly ten dollars per hour.  I could sit around and collect unemployment whilst continuing my vegetative state.  Putting a damper on that idea though is the fact that you are required to send them proof of at least two job prospects every week, complete with contact names, dates, and outcome of the request.  So much for sitting around.

That’s not such a bad deal though.  The whole point is to get a job, and forcing you to look is a good thing.  I had no problem with it.

Then they sent me a debit card in the mail.  A shiny little card with a MasterCard logo on the front, promising untold riches at the expense of my former employer.  This card is the method of which the state pays the insurance, forcing you to use it whenever you want to pay for something.  I chuckled a little at the little pamphlet that came with the card, detailing the fact that a service charge would be incurred each time I used the card at an ATM.  Government programs are so wonderful!

This whole situation culminated in a phone call from a "helpful" asshole government employee who called to ask why the hell I don’t have a job.  His intent was to ascertain my eligibility for unemployment insurance, asking me the same type of stupid questions that I could swear I already answered in electronic as well as written form at least twice.  Government is nothing if not thorough.  Interestingly, he seemed to have copies of all of the statements from employees and the corporate office of my former employer at his disposal.  These are documents I had no access to myself.  I wasn’t allowed to see them or know their content, but the tool on the phone apparently did.  He even read bits of them to me in a mocking tone, asking me to explain my actions and defend my position on why I got fired.  I told him I’d never seen those documents, and I countered his argument with my own story, which should have been plainly obvious by that point.  He didn’t buy it though.  He told me they’d "have a decision" by the end of the day.  I wasn’t too hopeful.

Yes, Best Buy challenged my claim, and I was denied unemployment insurance by the state of Utah.  No surprise to me at all.  Seems my firing was "justified" by my actions, and Best Buy was "justified" in canning me because I broke a DVD case after ten years of faithful service.  Government protects the big companies, and I don’t get to peck at the little crumbs of help they throw in the dirt.  Seems logical.

Ah well.  Back to the job search.  This whole experience was an exercise in frustration anyway, so I’m glad it’s over.  I wish I’d have know ahead of time though.  Live and learn.

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