Archive for July, 2008
My Pool is Off Limits
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008The swimming pool in my apartment complex is decent. It’s actually fairly deep and pretty big, but I never swim in it. I never would swim in it, or go near it at all. No way, no how.
Why, you ask? Well, my pool is infested. At any given moment during any given day, it’s clogged [...]
Not a Drop! And More Little Things
Monday, July 21st, 2008It was supposed to rain today. My little Yahoo widget has a little picture of a cloud with a lightning bolt in it for today, tomorrow, and Friday. I also checked on weather.com, and they said it was going to rain today too. They are all liars. It didn’t rain today, not a drop! In [...]
The Cheat Meal
Saturday, July 19th, 2008To cheat or not to cheat? That is the question.
Once a week, I cheat on my diet. It’s just one meal, one specific time, and it’s quite fulfilling. Thus far, it’s always been on Saturday, and the meal of choice has (with one exception) been delicious pizza.
I’m a pizza lover through and through, a fact [...]
Gut Be Gone® 2008: Update 7/16
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008I gotta tell you, I feel so much better already.
This is week three of my diet. After thinking about it a lot, and on the advice of others, I decided that 1000 calories per day was just too little. Not only is it pretty much impossible to do, but it’s not healthy. I knew that [...]