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All My Pants are Fitting Loosely

It’s been a while since I gave an update on my diet.  The reason for this is simple: I’m really lazy.  I also figured y’all got sick of me talking about it.  At any rate, here’s the latest. Presently I’m … Continue reading

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Gut Be Gone® 2008: Update 7/16

I gotta tell you, I feel so much better already. This is week three of my diet.  After thinking about it a lot, and on the advice of others, I decided that 1000 calories per day was just too little.  … Continue reading

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Getting Fit

I’m getting my six-pack back.  Actually, I still have it.  It’s hidden under a large, protective layer of fat.  I have stealth abs.  Carefully concealed with several years of pizza and steaks and beer and soda pop, but ready at … Continue reading

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I think I might Be That Guy

We’ve all been there.  Walking alone somewhere, maybe on a dark street or a parking garage, lost in our thoughts.  Suddenly you’re aware of another person, always a man, always by himself as well, walking behind you.  That guy, walking … Continue reading

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