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Humongosaurus Nix

My bestest friend Sra recently gave me a CD with some pictures she’s taken over the last couple of years at various outdoorsy things we’ve done. This particular picture struck me hard as I looked at it though, because it … Continue reading

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Gut Be Gone® 2008: Update 7/16

I gotta tell you, I feel so much better already. This is week three of my diet.  After thinking about it a lot, and on the advice of others, I decided that 1000 calories per day was just too little.  … Continue reading

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Getting Fit

I’m getting my six-pack back.  Actually, I still have it.  It’s hidden under a large, protective layer of fat.  I have stealth abs.  Carefully concealed with several years of pizza and steaks and beer and soda pop, but ready at … Continue reading

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How not to find a job

Ever since I recently became vocationally displaced, I struggle through each day in a fit of absolute boredom. Money isn’t too much of an issue (at least not yet), but time has become a problem. You know how you get … Continue reading

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